Today, I appeal to you to ask a favor. I need your help to realize my new goal in life; and yes, I know I'm the girl who cried "new goal in life," but this one is for real, pinky swear. I want to find out who this is:
My immediate reaction to this picture was "I would marry this man." Allow me to explain my thought process:
1) He has tattoos. A shallow qualification but, generally speaking, I dig it.
2) He not only likes one of my favorite, albeit fairly forgotten 90s cartoons, but likes it enough have it indelibly drawn on his person.
3) He went for the meta-joke of putting this on his armpit. Which means he clearly put a lot of thought into this.
Honestly, that's about all it takes. I'm around 98% serious that I would marry this dude based on this picture alone. Because if there's one thing I love more than making bad decisions, it's making bad decisions based on things I see in the fail blog vein of the internet. Besides, I have a practice marriage to get out of the way if I'm going to keep up the family tradition.
So please, keep an eye out, and spread the word! I know the opportunity to scrutinize someone else's pit is a rare, weird, and somewhat gross prospect, but all I need is a name to go with the lower-half-of-the-face. If this doesn't work I will have to resort to the likes of Maury, and no one wants that.
sidenote: today is day 30 of me being smoke-free.
