An A.D.D. Singularity

I don't know what is with me today, but I have the shortest attention span.  My inability to focus is so great that I'm worried my brain has astigmatism.  So with that in mind, I bring you a list of things I have been distracted by today:

-luxury wafers
-trying to find the world's cutest puppy
-First Person Tetris
-A Softer World
-this blog
-that blog
-plus size models: the next big trend, or just fat chicks?
-Little Jersey Shore
-the circumstances of Grigori Rasputin's death, and also his sex life
-many incarnations of Scrabble

I can't even focus enough to think of all the other things that have distracted me today!  This about sums it up:
Remember Clone High? No one ever does.